Inside Denham Phoenix FC: A Fantasy Weekly Non-League Football Soap-Part 10: The Season Begins and Greg’s Nemesis Mr Dribble Appears

by Chris Harris It was Friday 13 th August, the day before the season kicked off. Friday 13th. Tomorrow, Denham … More

Inside Denham Phoenix FC: A Fantasy Weekly Non-League Football Soap-Part 9: 100% Pre Season and Directors Take Stock.

by Chris Harris Greg was absolutely loving it. A man who earned well into seven figures per annum was now … More

Inside Denham Phoenix FC: A Fantasy Weekly Non-League Football Soap-Part 7: The Marketing Guru. Love is in the Air?

by Chris Harris “What’s your vision for Denham Phoenix, Dean?” Greg asked the new player/director, sounding as purposeful and authoritative … More

Inside Denham Phoenix FC: A Fantasy Weekly Non-League Football Soap-Part 5: The Fine Art of Parking a Bus

by Chris Harris As Greg arrived at the ground, he hadn’t expected to see the other board members already there. … More

Inside Denham Phoenix FC: A Fantasy Weekly Non-League Football Soap-Part 4: The Managerial Shortlist

by Chris Harris When Greg appointed Hilario Vincent, Denham Phoenix FC were still rattling around in the third tier of … More

Inside Denham Phoenix FC: A Fantasy Weekly Non-League Football Soap — Part 1: What Century Did He Die In?

This is part one of a weekly comedic and unlikely tale of the trials and tribulations of a noon league football club. As Denham Phoenix FC hurtles into the National Non-League pyramid, Gregg Lyons must face the truth he’s avoided for years, Big Mal can’t carry the club any further.