Inside Denham Phoenix FC: A Fantasy Weekly Non-League Football Soap-Part 31: Groundshare.

by Chris Harris Everywhere felt like sheer bedlam. It felt like a supermarket with two assistants left to run the … More

Inside Denham Phoenix FC: A Fantasy Weekly Non-League Football Soap-Part 21: Dragon’s Den.

by Chris Harris Catherine Brown was a very confident person on the face of it. A fractured upbringing and fifteen … More

Inside Denham Phoenix FC: A Fantasy Weekly Non-League Football Soap-Part 7: The Marketing Guru. Love is in the Air?

by Chris Harris “What’s your vision for Denham Phoenix, Dean?” Greg asked the new player/director, sounding as purposeful and authoritative … More

Inside Denham Phoenix FC: A Fantasy Weekly Non-League Football Soap-Part 4: The Managerial Shortlist

by Chris Harris When Greg appointed Hilario Vincent, Denham Phoenix FC were still rattling around in the third tier of … More

Inside Denham Phoenix FC: A Fantasy Weekly Non-League Football Soap-Part 3: Manager, Hilario Vincent is Caught Thieving

by Chris Harris Greg was beginning to put the final touches to his new Board of Directors, adding the last … More

Inside Denham Phoenix FC: A Fantasy Weekly Non-League Football Soap — Part 1: What Century Did He Die In?

This is part one of a weekly comedic and unlikely tale of the trials and tribulations of a noon league football club. As Denham Phoenix FC hurtles into the National Non-League pyramid, Gregg Lyons must face the truth he’s avoided for years, Big Mal can’t carry the club any further.